dcnkey:

pun-dead:

heteromale:

yheg:

what is this

bald dog

this is the weirdest thing ive ever seen but with no negative or positive connotation just very neutrally weird

where did she get her choker 😍

dcnkey:

pun-dead:

heteromale:

yheg:

what is this

bald dog

this is the weirdest thing ive ever seen but with no negative or positive connotation just very neutrally weird

where did she get her choker 😍

sailorbryant:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

chickenfluffbutts:

some-things-stay-sweet-forever:

fucking owned. demolished.

a game i can never win

hana-tox:

happy valentine’s day! <3

sunsuma:

ポケモン不思議のダンジョン

Pokemon  mystery dungeon

포켓몬 불가사의 던전 : 파랑구조대 플레이 중…

ladyskorpia:

Step up your game, Olive Garden.

roseiaghost:

enjoy these two bats in love on the first day of spring!!

1o8k:

Trust

hoetipsbyangel:

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

lynvaren:

a lil victuuri for the soul

mano-manu:

Drew this for an underclassman🌝

mano-manu:

🐷